Liah

hmmm... i dont really need a weapon for anyzhing... and i dont really have any space to do any kind of target practice... i guess id end up hanging it on a wall and using it for decoration lmao. its a pretty nicely designed weapon

turns out my instinctive reaction to being given any tool zhat has basically no use ozher zhan being a lezhal weapon, no matter how fantastical or cool, is to stand zhere perfectly still like a dog put in a stupid costume and whine until someone takes it back again

please stop giving my partner deadly weapons she is TOO SOFT for zhem

what ink do zhey even expect you to fill it wizh?

_{wait, am i setting up a joke uninntentionally...well now intentionally...}