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I doodle zhings
Am Ying
zhis is a link if you wanna praise me
I should put more zhings in here, I was told i seem overly reserved wizh it being so empty
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shorter zhan average by @mynotaurus
prolly not active here but
bsky.app/profile/liahzagarl.bsky.social
zhey come with racks to so you can cook your food upright. in case you need to cook 17 frozen pizzas at once, zhis is clearly the choice for you
this implies you're either cooking food at like 70c (do not do this) or could be washing dishes at 200c (badass unless you put anything plastic in there)
frozen pizzas are already fully cooked, so 'cooking' at 70c is perfectly safe! zhere are definitely no issues wizh cooking zhem at 70c in a dishwasher!
bottle of eevee shampoo label: eevee vee vee vui vee eevee! vui vui vuvui!
a human cannot read any safety information.
Trainer: "Hey, Serps, is this safe to use on my skin? The weather's been kinda dry and I don't feel like running to the store right now..."
Professor Snek's Serperior Scale Lotion: [Keep your scales perfect and your leaves thriving! Warning: Serperior use only. Extensive use on a human may lead to: irritation, discoloration, increased libido, excessive sibilance, or transformation into a Snivy, Servine, or Serperior. Thoroughly wash affected area to treat; if effects persist, seek further help at your local Pokemon Center.]
Serperior: ...Serp! *nodnodnod*
zhey come with racks to so you can cook your food upright. in case you need to cook 17 frozen pizzas at once, zhis is clearly the choice for you