Urban druid who cares for the coyotes, bears, raccoons, and other animals that manage to thrive in and around cities.
Yeah Man, since that new chick Hana-somethin moved in a few weeks ago, we don't harass the raccoons or coyotes anymore. Jimmy shot a coyote in the head in front of her and she did something to him Man! Like, she turned him inside out or somethin and Now Jimmy's a coyote! She keeps him on a Fuckin leash! Don't Fuck with the Wildlife here Man!
-Gossip heard at a Bar