The boldface makes it sound like one of those movie trailers. You know,
IN A WORLD
fade in from black on a closeup of a bloodshot, baggy, tired eye
WHERE NOBODY SLEEPS
accelerating montage of different peoples' eye bags
TWO LESBIANS
split screen; two lesbians
ARE ABOUT
tense, rapid, rising horror-movie strings
pan over rumpled bedclothes in closeup, framed as if it's a landscape establishing shot
TO UNCOVER
cut to the bedclothes being pulled back, with accompanying amped-up cloth swoosh SFX
THE TRUTH
cut to black screen, silence
IN CINEMAS THIS AUTUMN
(repeated on the black screen as text)
THERE WILL BE
cut to two people, cozily asleep in bed
that one overused foghorn SFX
ONLY ONE BED
the sequel, Only Two Beds, is actually surprisingly good, it might even be my favorite entry in the franchise. Only Three Beds just completely jumped the shark though, and don't even get me started on Zero Beds 🙄
