Nintendo: "Sorry, you're not in Japan, so we can't sell you this digital only download of a Japanese title."
Me: signs up for a Japanese account
Nintendo: "Oh good, you're Japanese! Wouldn't want to sell Yumeiro Yuram to some filthy American. Here, just input your Paypal account and we'll be good to go"
Me: inputs Paypal
Nintendo: "Eww gross this is a Paypal account owned by an American. We don't want-"
Me: throttles Nintendo JUST LET ME GIVE YOU MONEY, WHY ARE YOU MAKING THIS SO DIFFICULT