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in reply to @Jinti's post:
I refuse to kill anyone on the basis of appearance and I'm aro so marriage is out of the question. For fuck, Chantrea or Gretel depending on mood or coin flip.
Fuck Gretel, marry Nell, and kill Tombe (I would fail they would kill me first)
Alright damn you got the knife on me so uhhhhhh
Fuck Eli
Marry Gretel OR Iria tbh tough choice
Kill Is Written On Tombe's Helmet (you can't make me choose/they'd flip me like an omelette)
I dont wanna kill any but Fuck Chantrea, Marry Gretel, Kill Tombe(because she'd absolutely kill me and what a way to go)
But I'd marry them all in a heartbeat
Fuck Eli, Marry Gretel, Kill uhhh Edan probably by accident given larger size and not seeing them ovo
TRAP ACTIVATED: Gretel divorces you and seizes half yer assets in the split.
The relationship doesn't fundamentally change; she's still Wife Mode, she has just robbed you.
Damn...still worth it tho... might even get some hot rebound sex form one of the others like Iria...or Eli again.
What makes you think I'd stand a chance against anyone? You want me to die or something? Eeesh. Be more thoughtful with these questions.
you have failed to solve the alleyway knife riddle, and are summarily stab'd
I don't really want to marry or kill any of them, but I think I'd fuck nell :3
Gretel, Eli, Tombe
Gretel comes off as knowing what they want and how to have a good time, I want to give Eli the world and make sure they start every day with a little smooch on the forehead, and the pact demands a kill so I'd let Tombe have a chance to go out in a blaze of glory
Hmmm... tough choices all around. Fuck Iria, cause she and Edan seem like they've have a healthy swinger-style relationship. Marry Tombe cause we'd bond well over cracking skulls and horns-is-best-headgear opinions. Kill Nell then resurrect him after a few months so the poor dude can finally get some good rest in.
okay for obvious reasons i'd go for fucking literally anyone out of this lineup but i'll make like. a ranking list
SS: Gretel (come on. Look at her), Edan (i enjoy anthro bugs they're a rather rare find)
S: Iria (again, anthro bug; not as good as Edan but still), Eli (that one ask abt his toxins kind of got to me)
A: Chantrea (seems a little mean, but i'd manage)
B: Nell (i dont like nuns that much, no matter how hot they look)
C: Tombe (the sex would be amazing but i would die. smothered under her ass)
Alright. So we fucking Chantrea HARD just to knock her down a peg while she's getting pegged 😤
We marrying Eli because by law I have to merry Eli. There's just no other way
And finally, I'm gonna try to kill Tombe. Either i'mma die trying, actually kill her or get her into submission mode by providng my strength so that I can fuck her too >:)
Fuck Tombe, just to say I 'survived'.
Marry Gretel, I wish to be smothered.
Kill Edan, feel like I could somewhat take them.
Darn, ugh, I don't wanna kill anyone... I'll fuck Eli, Marry Chantrea and S M I T E Nell.
Fuck Eli as many times as possible oh lord yes, marry Nell because I'm a need-you-to-need-me kinda guy and he seems very high-maintenance, and kill Chantrea to avenge the manager of Frederick's Funnel Cakes.
Fuck Gretel, relentlessly
Marry's a hard one, but probably Eli (which might baffle some that know me). I feel we'd get along really nicely
Kill's a harder one still, but Chantrea. I'd probably die in any case but I'm curious
Fuck Gretel assuming she won't charge me for it (with interest)
Marry Nell because dear god look at him
Assuming I had the power to kill even one of them without getting sent through a wall...
Chantrea
Fuck Gretel
Marry Eli
Kill Tombe. You just meant identifying what was on their helmet, right? Right..?
Fuck Nell, Marry Edan, and if I had to choose simply, probably kill Tombe.
Fuck: Nell
Marry: Edan
Kill: Tombe (and thus die myself in the attempt)
Marry Gretel, she seems like a sweetheart, fuck Nell, he seems like fun, and kill Tombe because I can't bring myself to kill any of them and I know she'll kill me first
in reply to @Jinti's post:
I was one of the 9 and frankly worth it, I have no assets anyway >:) (I will be divorced the picosecond she finds out)
I don't regret picking Gretel for a moment, even post divorce...but god dayum seeing Eli in that outfit makes him #1 pick for the rebound OvO
Eli, my beautiful husband~ 💕
I promise to make him happy, listen to his nerdy ramblings, and fuck him silly whenever I can UvU