HUNDREDS OF WATTS WASTED yet NO REAL USE found for RAYTRACING RENDERING PIPELINES. wanted off-screen reflections? we have a tool for that. it's called PREBAKED REFLECTION CAPTURES and we STOPPED DOING IT for NO REAL REASON. wanted to go realtime anyway for a laugh? RENDER THE SCENE AGAIN FROM ANOTHER ANGLE. LOOK at what REAL IDIOTS AT THE TOP have been SEDUCING INVESTORS WITH despite only NEGLIGIBLE IMPROVEMENTS IN VISUAL QUALITY because we could CONVINCINGLY APPROXIMATE BASICALLY EVERYTHING ANYWAY