For those who haven't followed this saga, because why the fuck would you, Stellar Blade is a game published by the Korean developer Shift Up. It's an extremely generic third-person action game, with decent graphics and a sexed-up female protagonist. It is, by all accounts, an extremely forgettable game. But some of the worst people in gaming have been clamoring at the bit for the months leading up to its release to decry the inevitable backlash from the "woke" games media. Because EVE wears skintight outfits, you see, and the developer claimed it would be "uncensored" in all regions. But now the game is actually out, and IGN gave it 7/10, and Kotaku said it was alright, and now these chuds don't know what to do themselves.