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Making-up-Mech-Pilots
@Making-up-Mech-Pilots

Mech Pilot who has a sword mounted behind their seat.


Marvellyous
@Marvellyous

CN: Caning, child abuse

“Ideally, you won't need to use this,” says Fox as she inspects the sword “but there's always a chance that something goes wrong.”

She sheaths the sword and hands it over to the youth in front of her, who takes it with a nod and a small noise of assent. She's a tall, lithe woman, the rolled up sleeves of her tunic showing a criss-cross of scars all over. Her head is encased in a stylised fox helmet, padlocked to a heavy collar. The steel helmet covers most of her features, leaving only small slits for her eyes, and another for her mouth. In front of her stands a gangly teenager, maybe 15 summers old (she forgets, it's not important), wearing a similar helmet styled but of a Badger. The Badger is shivering slightly from the chill breeze coming through the castle windows which are open only a crack. The thin curtains are mostly drawn, allowing just enough light to dimly illuminate the threadbare study; it's a small concession she makes when it's just the two of them to maintain the Badger's focus, otherwise complaints begin to form of light-induced headaches.

“Use your words, Badger.” She chides.

“Oh uh, thank you, Teacher.” Badger mumbles quietly, briefly making eye contact through their helmet before looking back down to the sword, eyes drawn to the engraved lion on the otherwise plain hilt.

“Um what-”

“Speak up and look at me when you talk, boy.”

Wincing, Badger does so.

“Why are you giving me this? It's too small to be used by a Beast, and surely if they're compromised and I have to get out of it, what use is it going to be against another monster or Beast?”

The Fox chuckles at this.

“Against them? Probably as useful as a toothpick to mine a mountain. No Badger, you're not going to be using this on them. The only thing you will use this on, is your own Beast.”

The Badger stares, confused.

“You know that Beasts are mindless animals,” the Fox says, “barely capable of stringing together two thoughts on their own that aren't “Kill” or “Eat”. It's only with our help that they can be put to greater use, to serve His Majesty's orders, guard the realm from the gods, and assist the Royal Alchemists' research. This is our duty, and we elevate their soulless minds with purpose and guidance as they assist in our divine cause. As primitive as they are, they have been known to develop quirks of personality, or even to resist orders. A well trained Mind such as yourself should have no issues controlling your Beast, so long as you are strong of mind.”

Here she pauses a moment, as if to take stock of the Mind-in-Training in front of her.

“I hope you won't ever have to embarrass me like that, but if the unthinkable happens and you lose control, then this sword is to disable your Beast permanently.”

Badger has been staring through her head this whole time in an attempt to at least give the appearance of maintaining eye contact, but at hearing this the badger helmet looks down at the sword again, which suddenly seems heavier than before.

“Kill my Beast? But...but I thought they couldn't rebel? The Alchemists told me-”

“The Alchemists don't want to admit that their laborious creations are flawed,” the Fox explains “and the King doesn't wish to burden the populace with this knowledge either. After all, the power of the Beasts at the King's beck and call inspires hope and obedience in the common man, rather than doubt and discontent. The Beasts are not perfect; if they were then they would be King instead.”

She chuckles to herself at her own joke, which the Badger awkwardly copies after a second's pause.

“So, um, does this mean I get to train with the sword?” Badger asks, still inspecting it. “Because I'm not very good with the staves, the Princes and the other bastards always beat me-ow!”

There's a yelp and a muffled clang as Badger drops the sword to the thin rug on the stone floor, cane marks forming on Badger's knuckles.

“Must I remind you every time?” says Fox sternly, pointing at Badger's face with her willow cane. “The correct term is Wards. Crude language like that in the court might cost you more than your knuckles next time.”

“But the Princes get to call us that all the time!” Badger retorts angrily, regretting it instantly as Fox's cane strikes again.

“Don't speak back to your elder, boy! They are Princes, and you must remember that they are your betters. You are only a Ward of the King, you cannot get away with the same behaviour in the court!”

Badger's eyes water, trying not to to cry at Fox's rebuke and raised voice. While the helmet makes it difficult to tell her expression, Badger imagines it softens as she sighs.

“Please Badger, I'm doing this for your sake. We Wards cannot afford to breach protocol in the same way as the Princes do in or outside of the court. We must be vigilant and on our best behaviour at all times, as our presence is merely tolerated here; if you bring embarrassment to the royal family in any way with your words or behaviour, they will not hesitate to make an example of you.”

Badger begins to nod before thinking better of it and saying “Yes Teacher”, voice cracking only a little.

“Now, pick up your sword and follow me.” Fox says. “We will start training today to ensure your thrust can reach your Beast's heart.”




acutenautilus
@acutenautilus

the joke "NO PREMARITAL GEX" implies there are specific gex based sins one can commit. i imagine most of them are just things like "cannot recite the calming poem carl winslow says in that one episode of family matters that clearly is not working"


Ryyudo
@Ryyudo

Rough Gex

Tender Loving Gex

Anal Gex

I'd say Oral Gex but that's just Gex.


phenokage
@phenokage

anonymous gex
casual gex
hot & sweaty gex

#iykyk


sprayporwave
@sprayporwave
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Making-Up-Adventurers
@Making-Up-Adventurers

Princess who begs the kidnappers to release her because she knows what her knight protector will do to them and can't handle seeing that happen to anyone again.


SpectreWrites
@SpectreWrites

Takes place sometime after the events of Better Off Alone

Previous

"I'm telling you, this is the wrong one!"

"And I'm telling you, you didn't fucking watch the duel because if you did you would know that this one is the princess!"

Kallixenia sat on the floor of her makeshift cell, tired and annoyed.

She had essentially walked directly into the trap, once again falling for a demon pretending to be someone in need of aid. This didn't embarrass her, she would gladly fall for this ruse a thousand times before forsaking a single person who really did need help.

She was somewhat embarrassed that her captors appeared to be complete idiots.

"Ladies, might I help settle this argument?" She asked.

"You might eat shit, regicidal prick."

"For fucks sake that's the other one-"

"No it isn't! Does she look like a fucking elf princess to you???"

Kallixenia sighed deeply.



Making-Up-Adventurers
@Making-Up-Adventurers

Dread Lord who wants their marauding servants to think of this evil horde not as a job but as a family.


estrogen-and-spite
@estrogen-and-spite

“Nope, I’m out.”

“But Karva…”

“Hahak, shut up and listen. This is your first Dread Lord. I’ve been in the henching business for years. I survived working for the dread lord Dor’Shabbot because I knew when to run. In that case it was when he started cackling in the tower. I survived serving Husk Lord Quilpoth because when he said he wanted to have his minions come to the castle for dinner, I ran. And dread lord Nilthak is now talking about this evil horde as a family? I’m out.”

“What’s wrong with family? You apes are always going on about it, I thought it was a good thing.”

Karva sighed. She was elbow deep in the hidden recess behind her bed, where she hid her Fuck This Sack, perpetually stocked with a week’s supplies, several magical scrolls, and a personal keepsake from the last person she trusted.

She reached in and pulled that last one out. A necklace, ended in a stylized skull. “You know who this belonged to?”

Hahak shook his head. The Crocodiloid had impesssive fins instead of hair that wobbled with the motion. He stood at her door inside the Citadel of Despair. No, that was Dark Lady Caria. She’d started asking mirrors for advice, and Karva had ran. This was the Bastion of Sorrow, which was rebuilt on the ruins of the Citadle of Despair.

“It belonged to Shana. She was a henchwoman with me. She called me family. My original family were the kind of people that stabbed you in the back because you forgot to wear armor, yeah? Well, Shana saw the writing on the wall too with Quilpoth. But she didn’t run. She turned. Did a whole redemption arc. Dated a Chosen One for a bit.” Karva thrust the chain in Hahak’s face. “She’s my nemesis now.”

Hahak’s eyes widened. “Gleaming Sentinel Shana? She was a henchwoman?”

“Yeah, she was.” Karva threw the jewelry back into her bag. She didn’t know why she kept it. “Family fucks you, and not in the fun ways. So when someone says they want you to be family, what they mean is they want to make your life hell and guilt you for whining. They want you to trust them so they don’t notice the dagger. They want to—”

See who is truly loyal.

“Yeah, exactly. Some kind of bullshit loyalty test that...” Karva froze. Hahak had frozen already. He hadn’t spoken.
Dread Lord Nilthak leaned against the doorway. He took a bite out of an apple, and it rotted where his lips touched it.

Well. The Darkbeasts were hungry. Shame about this, Karva. I was considering you for Lieutenant. Fast track you to Trusted Lieutenant, promote you to quirky mini boss within a year if all went well.” He sighed. Like an asshole. Such a dickish sigh. “Such a pity. That thing you’re bonded with…I’ll find it a new host.

The tentacles on Karva’s back stirred, but it was too late. Nilthak was a rank 50 Dread Lord. He crossed the space between them and straight armed Karva into the stone wall behind her with semi divine strength. Karva’s bonded familiar took most of the blow on its tentacles. Karva took the rest on her back, and at rank 30 her bones didn’t break.

The stone wall did.

Clutching her Fuck This Bag, Karva shouted the first word of that as she plummeted 300 feet to the rocks below and Nilthak called for his legion to find and kill the traitor.


The next day passed in a blur. Karva and her other fought off some of Nilthak’s legion. They hid from stronger ones. She took a thousand cuts and a thousand injuries that would have killed her if not for the bound thing on her back, feeding her its life force to keep her going. Its reserves weren’t infinite. Neither were Karva’s.

She didn’t plan to run here. It had just been the only place she could think of. A quaint cottage, reinforced with powerful runes, and smoke curling from the chimney.

Karva knocked on the door, and Gleaming Sentinel Shana opened it. Her face contorted in a thousand emotions, then she saw the scrapes and marks on Karva’s face and it settled into a single expression: rage.

“Who did this to you?” Shana said, stepping side so Karva could enter. Except it wasn’t a question. It sounded like a demand.

“Terribly sorry for the inconvenience,” Karva said, swaying drunkenly. “I didn’t…I didn’t know where else to go.”

Then the last twenty four hours caught up with her and Karva collapsed onto Shana’s floor. She was unconscious before she landed.