who wants to role-play as an obsolete and defective robot? [crowd of hands going up]
who wants to reinburse your partner for spending money on the nice set of allen wrenches, with the color-coded grippy rubber covers and the rounded heads so they can tighten screws at an angle? [crowd of hands going down]
babe I'm just asking you to chip in a little do you know how expensive body-safe bearing lubricating grease is
babe I know that you like it when I apply electrical tape to your sparking and fizzing and corroding electrical contacts, any of which (if broken) could immediately disable your sensors or plunge your consciousness into the darkness of being a powered-down and inert machine, but do I really need to buy the premium name-brand electrical tape? is the store brand stuff any different from the 3M stuff?
