because eventually the stuff you'll get is "motherboard CMOS setup with smtp client that can read your NTFS drives and email your files to someone" and that eventually will be in 2018
yeah man. plumb up my motherboard firmware to the Fucking Internet. yeah. no I don't mind that it's with an SMTP implementation that was written by like four guys at most in a week. yeah man go ahead and mount my Windows partition while you're at it. cool cool. hey man I just noticed that all my apes gone? what's up with that