(updated version!) Because most controllers are designed for people with more than TWO segments per finger
(final example written with help from @StrawberryDaquiri and @Mynotaurus)
The yinglet species (and its versatile foothands) is the creation of Valsalia
(Avi, a female yinglet, addresses the camera.)
Avi: "I'm still a Gamer, it turns out! (technically"
Avi's Post-Transformation Controller Review
(Two yinglet hands trying to reach all inputs on left and right sides of a DualSense controller.)
Standard game controllers:
- (negative): Amount of input types required of modern games (buttons, sticks, triggers) necessitates "clawgrip"
- So, most dual-stick shooter-style games are out. (oh no, whatever shall I do)
- Can only kind of hold/play, CAN'T do both at once
(Two yinglet hands tossing a Switch joy-con in the air.)
Horizontal joy-con:
- (positive): Fits yinglet hands like a (hypothetical) GLOVE
- Which games support single-joycon input? Mario Kart?
- Pride prevents me from settling for analog stick as D-pad
- Drift :(
(Inset of a Mayflash F500 fightstick, as carried by a yinglet.)
Fightstick:
- Responsive! User serviceable! Precise inputs!
- HEAVY. Strained something picking this up
- Gonna mount wheels to this one and skate around on the neighborhood on it
- To where, tho? Was roasted in last week's BlazBlue tourney at the yinglet hangout -v-;
(Two yinglet hands struggling to reach WASD and use a vertical trackball mouse.)
Keyboard/mouse:
- Usually customizable! Something doesn't work? Remap it!
- Claws seem magnetized to tap keys unintentionally. Even when hunting/pecking
- With palm heel on desk, I can't reach WASD. SZXC just hits different
(Yinglet hand holding Valve Index controller.)
VR controller:
- Can reach all face-button inputs with single thumb!
- Yinglet-size headset adaptations exist, it turns out!
~ (neither positive nor negative): Feels like swinging around iron fists
- Room-scale environments require climbing on a crate
- I COULD scale the world down and interact with it at human size, but: Absolutely Not. I'd rather eat a loaf of bread
(Two yinglet feet and one yinglet hand, comfortably holding all three grips on a Nintendo 64 controller.)
"The Ol' Three-Pronger":
- Sheer perfection. A joy to hold
- Light, responsive, and a looker to boot
- Can play every supported game flawlessly
- Extra hand free for eating shrimps :)
(signature: AviYinglet, 2024)