The title is a dumb joke and while it doesn't exactly summarize the article, the first few sentences of the first paragraph have that pretty well handled and I felt like a bit of a joke wouldn't go amiss. I'm just having fun with this. And the game.

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"I have no idea what they do here, but they're great in conversation." - A Coworker
The title is a dumb joke and while it doesn't exactly summarize the article, the first few sentences of the first paragraph have that pretty well handled and I felt like a bit of a joke wouldn't go amiss. I'm just having fun with this. And the game.