i am sssimply too genuine for your irony-poisssoned little mind to even begin to grasssp how cool i am for it :}
people will be fucking ssstunned by your sheer audacccity for jussst sssaying shit. and you get to know immediately how sssomeone will ressspond inssstead of worrying endlessssly about their reaction to sssomething you were gonna sssay anyway.