LittlePlantGirl

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It was a warm, sunny day with very few clouds in the sky. I went for a walk in the sunshine to take pictures of flowers and search for the cow boys whom I hadn't seen in a couple days.

big colourful flowers in pink, orange-red and white

dry spiky seedpods of large thistle plants

close up of some light pink brassica flowers in the sunlight, with many more in the background

I found this field in a spot I don't usually go to. So many flowers and butterflies...

a field of many, many brassica plants in bloom in the sunshine. there are some sunlit clouds in the blue sky.

some delicate purple flowers by the side of a field

Finally I found the boys. Fernando, Leonardo and Paisley were all there, tucked away on a little bit of land between the neighbour houses (I don't usually go walk around the houses). They were just as excited to see me as I was to see them, unfortunately they had to deal with a lot of flies today. The meadow they were on is small so I hope they'll get moved somewhere more accessible to me soon.

boys who are cows. Fernando is to the right, laying down. Leonardo to the left, in the process of getting up.

close up of a pretty blue chicory flower



osedax
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So a LOT of plant names are with reference to genitalia, because, biologists, I suppose.

For example, there is a plant known as Asian pigeonwings / Butterfly pea / Darwin pea, which is sometimes brewed into tea because it makes it a bright blue color, and is very striking. I found out about it via trying some of this blue tea & of course decided to look it up. The scientific name is Clitorea ternatea, , and looking at it,

A blue flower on a background of green leaves. The flower is round with two large petals, and a smaller bundle of petals at the top.

yeah, thats, Clitorea , totally.

then there's the Corpse Flower or Titan Arum, elephant foot yam, and konjac, which are all Amorphophallus , which means what you think it means, named after their long spadix:

A corpse flower growing in a greenhouse. It is a plant with a large, vertical spadix which is a phallic shape, surrounded by a wrinkly red and green spathe which is a kind of leaf

beyond plants, there are Phallales mushrooms, which contains the genus Phallus ... the death cap is A. phalloides ... there is a fish genus Xenophallus (alien penis) and Phallichthys (penis fish). There is actually a wikipedia list "Taxa named after human genitals". which does mention the orchid fact above.

however, until seeing this post, I didn't know why orchids were called that. I did know that it was with reference to testicles, but I didn't know why people thought there was something testicular about orchids. Knowing the plants mentioned above, I was looking at the orchid flowers and getting generally confused, since none look particularly ballsy, the nearest match was maybe the Naked Man Orchid but it didn't feel right that that was the orchid for which all orchids are named. especially considering the scientific binomial nomenclature is a European thing, and Europe does have orchids apart from the Naked Man (esp. as the Naked Man is mediterranean, and Linnaeus and other guys who came up with Scientific Names were more northern & would probably name things after their local orchids).

so thanks @bethposting you saved me from the Mystery.

you also led to me finding the "Taxa named after human genitals" page which is, a treasure , for sure.
... this is the image they use for orchids there:

An illustration of an orchid with many small, pink flowers. It has a straight, green stem and large leaves, and two rounded tubers.

I see it now !

truly brilliant. Thanks biologists for the genital pareidolia , humans throughout history will see shapes and go "...Hey. Hey do you know what that looks like?"

images: Butterfly pea from NCSU North Carolina Plant Toolbox ... Titan arum from Netherlands Museum Pass page on Hortus botanicus Leiden ... Orchis militaris by Carl Axel Magnus Lindman, on wikipedia


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