- you're arbitrarily barred from opening doors and leaving certain areas even though you totally should be able to go there come on
- very basic tasks are given to you which the task-giver should be able to perform on their own
- super long tutorial
- faulty parser means commands need to be phrased in several different ways even when the interpretation should be obvious
- you have a lot of freedom but not in a way that would permanently affect the plot
- the world is built to a larger scale than your body
- boring unskippable cutscenes
- keeping a bunch of random crap in your inventory in case you need it later
- Sonic the Hedgehog is there
You can't pummel someone in broad daylight because that raises suspicion and gets you in trouble.
Higher level enemies will absolutely destroy you if you're not careful.
Being rich makes it easier.
Mario goes "Wahoo" and jumps.