One time when I was on one of my "I wanna form a gay commune" kicks, someone showed me some homes for sale in Detroit. They were all like a couple hundred dollars, and in the same neighborhood. Probably a bad neighborhood, all the pipes and wires probably ripped out
And I was like "Hey if people pitch in, we could buy this neighborhood, fix up the houses, and make it a big queer commune"
And he was like "Liz that's called gentrification"
