Liz, what are you doing
Making tzatziki
Its 12:30 in the morning, why on earth are you making tzatziki
Because I've lost control of my life

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Liz, what are you doing
Making tzatziki
Its 12:30 in the morning, why on earth are you making tzatziki
Because I've lost control of my life
It's real simple, actually!
Take a cucumber, and grate it. Then take all the cucumber shavings and squeeze the fuck out of them, draining the cucumber of its water. Then tear the cucumber apart into a big bowl so it's not all one clump.
Then, into that bowl goes two cups of greek yogurt, zest of a lemon, 2 tablespoons of lemon juice, 1 tablespoon of olive oil, 2 garlic cloves, a bit of sea salt, 2 tablespoons of dill.
Then just whisk em together. Tzatziki is great because it's so delicious, keeps for a while in the fridge, and literally all it takes is just throwing a bunch of stuff in a bowl and whisking it together.