Lizstar

Gay Murr Girl

Liz, Goblin, Part-Time Shark, VTuber, retired speedrunner, author, GDQ staff, Sega fan, "Yuri Sommelier", Walking Encyclopedia of All Things Useless, Twitch partner, general menace. Says "Murr" a lot. This is not a place of honor, views my own, etc. Avatar art by me.


Sometimes I think about how if my life was just every so different, if a few things had happened, I probably could have easily convinced myself I'm Jesus Christ, but instead I hate myself too much to be that conceited. Is it normal to occasionally wonder "What if I was the reincarnation of Jesus?" or is that just really weird

Lord knows we need a queer lady Jesus Christ reborn in today's age tho, that'd solve some shit.

I once read about a study where the researchers took three people who claimed to be Jesus out of a mental institution and put them in a house to live together. They were all polite to each other, but kept a distance. One said the other Jesuses were sent by Satan to test him. One said the others were sent by God as a test of his faith. The third Jesus went "Yeah of COURSE they think they're Jesus, you got us all from a mental institute"


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in reply to @Lizstar's post:

meh. whether it's common or not it's at least interesting enough to ponder its rammifications. like "if im jesus, and these sickos are being mean to me, then OHHHH BOY ARE THEY GONNA HAVE A SWEATY TIME IN THE AFTERLIFE LOL HOPE THEY GOT SUNSCREEN"

You're surely more Jesus than I, and I've had the employees at a 7-eleven convinced I was Jesus. By complete accident.

Protip: if you're Jesus don't go out at 2AM in a bathrobe for a snack lol