Liz, Goblin, Part-Time Shark, VTuber, retired speedrunner, author, GDQ staff, Sega fan, "Yuri Sommelier", Walking Encyclopedia of All Things Useless, Twitch partner, general menace. Says "Murr" a lot. This is not a place of honor, views my own, etc. Avatar art by me.
You know, for all the love of curvy shortstack Goblin girls on the internet (and there is a LOT) I'm honestly stunned I don't see them more often in big name games.
Why are there none in fighting games? Why are there none in MOBAs? Why cant I platform around as a tiny Goblin, stabbing monsters in the butt?
Only indie devs are like "You wanna play a slutty Goblin? I gotchu fam"
GET ON THAT SHIT AAA DEVS
yoda's appearance in soulcalibur 4 set the "short goblins in fighting games" movement back decades
Oh no, I'm getting flashbacks of putting up with that ungrabbable fuck on Xbox Live.
league of legends has yordles which are goblin adjacent but theres only like, 3 girl yordles and also fuck league of legends
Yeah yordles are pretty close to Goblins, so League gets one point. And then loses a million for many other reasons.
