How many people do you think have had sex while having Pokemon Sleep up and some poor guy has to look at that data like "wow... they were... really going at it huh"

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How many people do you think have had sex while having Pokemon Sleep up and some poor guy has to look at that data like "wow... they were... really going at it huh"
And then in the morning: "Your sex score is: 37. Try to last longer for a higher score."
They have a special python script they run specifically to filter that data out of their trends.
The Professor pops up and goes “Man, you didn’t get to sleep at all! You were running a marathon! You need some help? Write about it in your Dream Journal! Go into excruciating detail!”
And for some reason the professor from Pokemon Snap chimes in, "You were close!"