Lizstar

Gay Murr Girl

Liz, Goblin, Part-Time Shark, VTuber, retired speedrunner, author, GDQ staff, Sega fan, "Yuri Sommelier", Walking Encyclopedia of All Things Useless, Twitch partner, general menace. Says "Murr" a lot. This is not a place of honor, views my own, etc. Avatar art by me.


I saw some posts about this and heres a fun story I love to tell

So I moved in with my partner at the time in 2019. She lived in New Jersey, right across the river from NYC. Lived there all her life. We were living together for a few months and I was like "Hey babe, do you wanna get some pizza tonight? I'm feeling pizza hut."

And she just leaned over, put her hand on my shoulder, and softly said, "Babe. You live near New York City. You don't have to eat that anymore."

Sometimes you just crave garbage tho, I gotta say. I ordered my pizza hut and she refused to eat it lol


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I wonder if you could easily source the ingredient to make a good pizza dough in the US. The recipe is like wheat flour, olive oil, activd yeast and a lotta love and patience.

Then you get amazing thin crust pizza at home, you can put any topping like pineapple and shredded coconut with no one to stop you, you can even freeze it with little to no issue.

I have always brought up this idea to people and sometimes they refuse to believe it's true at all. That idea being, sometimes you just wanna eat a garbage version of something instead of a good version of it. Like, sometimes you just wanna eat some shitty ass mcdonalds lol

I love the "you don't have to eat that anymore". In my head, I like to imagine that pizza only exists in NYC and, due to physical limitations, can only really exist there. Because of this physical limitation, a synthesized pizza had to be created to appease the masses, and that's how Pizza Hut came to be.

[CAMERA CUT]
WE SEE A COMMERCIAL FOR PIZZA HUT ON A TELEVISION. THE CAMERA IS UP CLOSE TO THE TELEVISION TO GET MOST OF THE SCREEN IN FRAME WITH ROLLING SCAN BEING VISIBLE.

THE COMMERCIAL DEPICTS A MIDDLE CLASS FAMILY SITTING AT A DINING ROOM TABLE. THE MOTHER WALKS INTO FRAME CARRYING A PIZZA HUT BOX AND PUTS IT ON THE TABLE AND OPENS IT.

[CLOSE UP ON DAUGHTER]
DAUGHTER: OH WOW MOM! IT LOOKS JUST LIKE THE REAL THING!

[CUT TO MOM]
MOM: I KNOW! MODERN SCIENCE TRULY IS AMAZING! THINGS HAVEN'T BEEN THE SAME SINCE ............... THE INCIDENT.

[CUT TO WIDE OVERHEAD SHOT OF THE TABLE]
WE SEE ALL THE KIDS CHEERING AND FIGHT EACH OTHER OVER THE PIZZA