Because I'm a girl:
I want a robust video game collection
I want a tasty gyro every day
I want wife
I want wife
I want wife

Liz, Goblin, Part-Time Shark, VTuber, retired speedrunner, author, GDQ staff, Sega fan, "Yuri Sommelier", Walking Encyclopedia of All Things Useless, Twitch partner, general menace. Says "Murr" a lot. This is not a place of honor, views my own, etc. Avatar art by me.
Because I'm a girl:
I want a robust video game collection
I want a tasty gyro every day
I want wife
I want wife
I want wife