Me: "Why does our festive little candle have a cock and balls?"
Mrs Fox, serenely: "Those are the jingle balls."

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Me: "Why does our festive little candle have a cock and balls?"
Mrs Fox, serenely: "Those are the jingle balls."
desperately trying not to wake my niece with my cackling right now Mack
Very festive ^u^ ...there are any number of lewd cheeky things I could say here but I'm just going to make this post that will encourage others to imagine those things themselves, as they'll have a MUCH funnier punch that way ;)