You've heard of hellhounds
now get ready for
Heavenhounds
Huge, HUGE buff alabaster-marble-like dog morphs with wings, spiked halos and sharp teeth of pure gold and silver.
Exacting agents of justice and divine protection, dauntless, unrelenting against their foes, but they blushy and embarrassed when people swear around them.
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New Girlfriend attempting to fluster them: "Who's a good girl?"
Heavenhound, standing straight up and eyes glowing: "DOUBT NOT THE GOODNESS WITHIN ME BEFORE THOU REFLECT ON THY OWN VIRTUE."
She places a firm, dominant paw on GF's head. "IF THOU SEEKETH BENEDICTION, THEN SURRENDER UNTO MY GUIDANCE, AND THROUGH MY TEACHINGS SHALL YOU BE MADE A GOOD GIRL."
GF: "Fjfjidjghfjfkgbkdss"
