LordHayati

A Wobbly Jelly Zafara!

  • He/him

I'm just here for the memes. hopefully CoHost remains stable!


hystericempress
@hystericempress

🎙️ Do you trust me? 'Cause lemme say, if I were in your shoes, and you were in my shoes... well, first off, we'd both be uncomfortable. But if we were in each other's shoes, you'd be me... honestly, congratulations, we all knew you could do it... and you'd know what I know, and I know I'm a very trustworthy person to know, y'know? Honest, no fooling! Well, a lotta fooling, but not about that!

And sure, and maybe my toolbox has a few loose screws rattling around in it, and there's a chance that I'm even loonier than I look, and it's possible sometimes I have trouble remembering my lefts from my rights... but I've never had trouble with my rights and my wrongs. And, y'know, the world is actually pretty nice when you get right down to it. Maybe sometimes it seems a little gloomy, but deep shadows just mean there's a bright light somewhere, don'tcha think?

So if I'd trust me... won't you trust me too? Because all I really want is to hear ya laugh. So c'mon, pretty please? Just for me?

(art by @Daikanu, as usual!)


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