I remember when I first saw this laptop in some LTT video I almost thought it looked pretty cool for a second until I saw The Port

no fucking way lol

i commend the designers of Octagonal Computer for Really Going For It but they're cowards for not making all the keys octagonal too.

oh this is making me feel something

Oh I hate this.

I inherited this exact laptop, and I will say using that port for charging is such a god awful experience later in it's life I exclusively use the other port now (which luckily it can do)

fuuuuuckkkkkk yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the Oblique Port is HERE

needs one of those sketchy magnetic connectors to complete the look

some engineers shitpost was taken seriously 😔

ngl i actually thought that was a cute touch

is there anything wrong with this laptop other than it being a bang & allofasudden? i had one of their TVs once it sucked

i feel like i'd hate it less if the diagonal corner wasn't just barely wider than the usb-c port but as it is, blecch.

expensive shitposting

Peak HP industrial design

freaky ass charging port it angled at a 69

honestly, still better than the 2nd gen magic mouse, and it has the benefit of being slightly less likely to be obliterated in a drop, but only slightly

RIP any thick cables.

this image made me freeze and stare with abject horror at my phone like a deer