And it's not a cry, that you hear at night
It's not somebody, who's seen the light
It's a cold and it's a broken Waluigi
I heard there was an evil twin,
Like Wario, but tall and thin,
Please put him into Smash bros, we beseech thee!
He goes like this, the wah, the grift,
The tennis cheats, the go-kart drift,
The baffled player 2 as Waluigi.