One player is the Dog. One player is the Villain. One player is the Kid. The rest are Circumstance.
The Dog creates a good dog. Such a good, good dog.
The Villain creates a pantheon of capitalists, bureaucrats, animal-haters, Russian billionaires, terrorists and so on.
The Kid creates an endearing, but slightly annoying, child
Order of Play:
Circumstance demands that the Dog do a human activity. They explain what it is, and why a dog has to do it presently.
The Villain explains why the Dog can’t, in a speech given by one of their pantheon.
The Kid gives a short explanation of why, in fact, the Dog can.
The Dog, without speaking, describes how it does. Use mime, drawing, etc. but do not speak. You are a Dog. Circumstance may use words to interpret. The Kid may cheer for the Dog. The Villain may heckle. Ultimately, the Dog does it.
The Villain makes a humorous expression of defeat and exasperation.
The Dog and the Kid embrace.
The End.
Next round. Speed up. Repeat, faster. Speed up each time you finish.
The game ends when you can no longer speed up.