Want to be a successful game dev? Then you must follow these 4 steps:
- Make it full motion video.
- Have a homoerotic relationship between the hero and antagonist, who happens to be a werewolf.
- Make the player do tons of research on German history
- Ship your game on 6 cd-roms
It sounds like there's advice going around on twitter for what indie game devs should make and people should listen to me instead
