square taking advantage of the failure of FF7 The First Soldier to turn it into the lead storyline for Ever Crisis, jam packed full of filler content and barely any interesting narrative, so that they can keep players busy between updates of the actual FF7 games, is very very funny. It's not even a bad idea. They can just keep having these three boring people fight the same gila monster creature ad infinitum for literally hundreds of levels and no one can claim they're not being authentic to the original game because it doesn't exist anymore