SPRINKLES
they literally taste like nothing. If air had a taste it would be sprinkles. They don't even put sugar in these things it's just some sort of binding agent and nothing else. If you put sprinkles on your ice cream cone you had better understand it is entirely for the aesthetic because they add nothing whatsoever
also bonus shoutout to the two least popular toppings:
- Cereal flakes, which absolutely no one ever wants
- Sour gummi worms, which only the most manic children ever order