even if you don't care about fighting games, i recommend watching at least one fighting game tournament entirely because i think fgc commentators are the funniest commentators of all time. because they're all 30-40 something burnouts who have played 5,000 hours of tekken and haven't slept in approximately 19 hours before getting on the mic for another 6
Commentator 1: Alright and we are back here at Block Low mainstage sponsored by Chipotle, we've got Stinkyfish vs. Nyakuzo coming back for game 3 after Nyakuzo forced a bracket reset
Commentator 2: Getting started with the game. You can tell that Mike, er, Stinkyfish is just really struggling after having to play an extremely long winner's run with no breaks.
C1: He's definitely lost his energy. He's normally great at approaching, but this match he's just been having a really hard time coming inside of Phonon's range to get anything done.
C2: Personally I never have a hard time coming inside if you know what I'm sayin'.
[20 seconds of excruciating silence]
C1: 'Cause you play rushdowns right
C2 (way too quickly): Yeah let's say that that's why
C1: Alright, cool
