To all those magically-inclined individuals who celebrate, remember to use your abilities today for the good purpose of transforming the clothing of any human you come across into appropriately animal-like attire! Let’s see some faux ears and tails out there!
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What animal to… I mean, just guess what would be good for each person! Eyeball it, yknow? It’ll be—
Hm?
What if… what if they aren’t a furry?
… well, then, they will be. Just for the day! And next Friday, and the one after that… hey, it isn’t embarrassing for your clothes to turn into a fursuit if that exact same thing is happening to everyone else!