Pay attention to people you know who exhibit some or all of the following traits:
- Sits/lounges frequently, and in positions that seem like they’d be uncomfortable
- Never broken a bone
- Unusual coloration in lips, hair, nails, and/or eyes, supposedly through use of “cosmetics”
- No trouble reaching things from high places, despite not being especially tall
- Easily squeezes into tight spaces
- Sweet aroma
- Always unavailable around the time of each full moon
- Unbothered by the word “moist”
Report unusual behavior to your local magic-user.