I think it’d be very cool and very evil to hold an event at my castle where I invite any and all adventurous heroes to try and raid it and face off against yours truly at the very end.
It’d be full of deadly traps— well, okay, not “deadly”, tbh they’d probably just tf you. And I’d also tell them what the stakes were in case they don’t wanna get tf’d. But anyways there’d be some sort of prize or treasure at the end if they manage to defeat me. The prize might also be something that tf’s them tbh but I’d be up front about that too I mean cmon I’m not an asshole!
And once these valiant heroes reach the end of their quest and vanquish me or whatever, then we get to hang out! Also if they fail horribly we still get to hang out. And maybe at this point I’d provide snacks, that’d be good…
Wdym “then what?” Then I let them go. That’s it.
Pretty evil, right? I think I’m kinda good at this whole villainy thing. >:)
