It turns your clothing into the outfit of one of my underlings, bringing you over to the side of EVIL!!
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… wdym “how does it do the second part?” The outfit— huh? Your brain? No no, it leaves that alone… What?? No, that’d be fucked up! It just changes your clothes! And that’s all it needs to do!
After all, who could resist becoming one of my underlings after seeing how great they look in one of my uniforms? No need to tamper with anyone’s thoughts for that!
My evil, geometry-breaking nonsense-castle will be teeming with new recruits in no time!