I think I do that thing where I just kinda turn back on my own after being transformed. Not through any innate shapeshifting power, but because unless it's a proper design change, that kind of thing never sticks to a mascot.
I wonder if this means I’m unknowingly the mascot of something… all 50 of us…
That's usually something you'd already know... D'you happen to see any of your faces on products you regularly use? Mascots tend to have quite an affinity for their products, so if it's out there you'd've found it.
Just let me live my fantasy that someone would want to put my face on something and have it be a selling point! >:c