Anonymous User asked: OH KEY TO ALL THINGS UNKNOWN, I HUMBLY OFFER YOU MY HUMANITY, FOR I TIRE OF THESE SHACKLES THAT MY SPECIES BINDS ME TO…
it also gives you an in-universe way to return as a human without surrendering your DIVINE POWER! PLEASE ACCEPT MY OFFERING, OH GREAT MOTH QUEEN!
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Oh right, i need to…
pulls out a comically large lamp and does the entire monologue again
🗝️ I especially enjoy how it’s comically large :3
Anyways uh… Q-Queen, huh? I’m not always the most fem headmate in the Geode, but right now I really don’t mind the sound of that… Th-thank you… •///•
Hmmmm. This is an interesting offer, though. I hadn’t considered changing back in only appearance… I figured I’d just give up the godhood after a few days. I’m just a silly lil Key, at heart. Less time to play with my dart blasters and legos if I’m too busy being a deity!
I’ll still transform you, I just won’t do it by “stealing” or “absorbing” your humanity. Not sure what to make you into, though… Hmmmmmm…
How about a red panda? Those guys are so cute! Feel your loooong fluffy tail, and your soft coat, and your pointier ears… Such adorable markings on your face, and those cute rings around your tail… Red-orange and white and brown…
Yes… Yes, wonderful! You’re a red panda, and a, uh, a faithful follower of myself, Key, the God Queen of Secrets! Th-that sounds impressive enough, I think.