Refractive Geode
Plural, kinky asexual, >21, offshoot of @SnepGem
Weāre a system of 50+ gender-fluid furries obsessed with transformation, clothing, costumes, gender, magic, and the ways they interact.
Most of us are humans, and we all seem to change back to our ādefault formsā over time, even recovering from transformations that would otherwise be permanent.
The doors to the Nonsense-Castle, our headspace, are always open to visitors, so feel free to swing by via our ask box! Transform a headmate, or strike up a conversation, or present some cool magical item or idea, or start an entire Plot Arc, or whatever!
Anonymous User asked: the dragon returns, carrying the kobold once more
i forgot to explain what was going on to the lil guy here, whoops! i look down at the kobold
i need you to serve Val here until she sends you back to me, okay?
the kobold nods
š¦¹āāļø Alright, my underling, your task is this: Continue to run around, but this time, do so while wearing this uniform! Theeerrre you go. Ya little cutie :3
Now GO! BE EEEEVIIIILLLL!! MUEHEHEHEEEEEEE
Anonymous User asked: a tall, lanky anthro dragon walks into the castle, shiny red scales glistening, the gold ones down his chest even more so. he looks around, and then approaches Val
hi there! so, as an expert supervillain, i imagine you have SOME experience with minions, soā¦ holds up an excited kobold with navy blue scales
theyāre very eager to serve, and theyāre great, butā¦ theyāre one big ball of energy, and i need a break, so i thought āwho do i know of that would like having a kobold minion?ā
so anyway, here you go, iāve gave them a teleportation stone to come back to me when youāre readyā¦ also tfs you into an anthro dragon
okay BYE! flys away
š¦¹āāļø After growing her own lovely scales in white and red, Val turns to her energetic new friend.
Greetings, underling! Here is your uniform, andā Wow, hey, youāre a feisty little thing, arenātchaā O-okay, and theyāre gone! Uhā¦ Uuuhhā¦ I-Iām sure theyāll be fine out there on their own!
š¦¹āāļø Big ones! Big, complicated ones with lots of rooms for different things! Made of stone! Stone is a nice, foreboding material. Lots of potential for evil vibes there.
š§Ŗ Itās nice if they have a lab, too.
š¦¹āāļø Yes! Thank you, Mad Scientist Neo! A lab for all the evil experimenting and inventing and whatnot is very important! Gosh, isnāt she amazing?
š§Ŗ quietly, but definitely not blushing I-I keep telling you that you can just call me Neoā¦
š¦¹āāļø Yknow, we really lucked out with the nonsense-castle. Immeasurably big, and frighteningly complicatedā¦ So foreboding that its mere existence even has me a little concernedā¦ Seemingly infinite rooms, with more discovered every dayā¦ Itās even got a lab!
My mad scientist tells me that itās probably some piece of whatās called a āheadās spaceā. I do know what that means but itās funnier to pretend that I do not.
Thanks so much for the questions, by the way! Stay evil! (Might work on the catchphrase bit, āstay evilā feels a little basic.)
So what does underling-ing entail? What kind of skills are you looking for in an underling?
āšCradle
Ahh, yes, questions related to villainy (and by extension, related to me, Val) should be quite common, as the allure of evil draws the attention of curious types such as yourselfā¦ Mueheheā¦ For this reason Iāll give this a title. Itāll be a series! A very evil series! Ask a Villainess! Itās me Iām the villainess hi hello
UNDERLINGS! Gotta love em! But what is an underling? Iād get my mad scientist to answer this but Iām already an expert on it and she wants me to stop bothering her so I will explain. Basically an underling is a type of entity who wears a really cool costume and works for a villainous type like me. My mad scientist is kinda one of my underlings! But she keeps saying sheāll ādo it laterā whenever I ask her to try on the special underling mad scientist outfit I made for herā¦ Itās odd, she gets real blushy and real quiet. Hmm.
So what do underlings do? Well, mostly they look cool (because they dress sorta like me!! But different enough so Iām obviously like the final boss or whatever) and be my friends! Uh, it also entails helping me with stuff, like evil schemes (one time I turned all of the clothing in the nearby town into fursuits for an entire DAY!!) and getting groceries and whatnot. Oh, and helping us map out the nonsense-castle, thatās a big oneā¦
So what am I looking for in an underling? Thatāsā¦ thatās a good question! I guess Iām looking for beings who are willing to wear funky costumes, not be assholes, and take part in lots and lots of EVIL! Now get over here so we can fit you for an outfit and then hang out >:)
