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Villains ranging from just plain silly, to vile and horrid.
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MiserablePileOfWords
@MiserablePileOfWords

"Tremble before the might of Doctor Dread!" the villain who called himself Doctor Dread declaimed from atop of his Doomsday Machine, which loomed menacingly. Lights flashed luridly. Gears ticked away gruesomely. Doodads wobbled disturbingly. "If my demands aren't met, I will level the city!"

You're not even a real doctor.

The gathered heroes looked at each other in confusion as they all yelled "You're not even a real doctor!" with one voice. Sweat broke out on Doctor Dread's brow. He had a bad feeling about this.

They kicked you out of medical school in the third year, Lipsky.

The heroes panicked as they all bellowed "They kicked you out of medical school in the third year, Lipsky!"

Doctor Dread's shoulders sagged. "Stop it, Souffleur!" he shouted. "You've made your point!"

And you never went to engineering school either!

The heroes were busily searching for whoever was doing this to them, while slinging their next accusation at Doctor Dread. "And you never went to engineering school either!"

"I'm sorry, okay?" Doctor Dread was in tears now, his Doomsday Machine and plan to hold the city ransom forgotten.

Sorry for?

"Sorry for?" the heroes prompted testily. They'd stopped looking by now, and just seemed resigned to let whatever was happening run its course. It didn't seem to be targeting them, and anything that neutralized a villain and reduced him to tears was okay in their book.

"Sorry for taking your lunch at the latest Atrocities Anonymous meeting, even though it was clearly marked! Now please. Make it stop." Doctor Dread sobbed.


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