Mech Pilot who is easily goaded into canteen rants about why when outfitting a Mech, the Axe is superior to the spear, sword, hammer, dagger, and rotary saw.
"I don't get it, why does everyone call him paul bunyon?"
"Watch this. HEY PAULIE, BULL HORNS LOOK DUMB ON A MECH AND AXES ARE DOGSHIT!"
"THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?"