elon musk wakes up in a school bus sized capsule on mars. its partially buried underground to avoid radiation from the sun. regardless he goes to the one window to see the same dusty landscape hes seen for the past half decade. the dust storms have made outside excursions to the other school bus sized capsule 500 feet away too hazardous. he is only able to get kilobytes of data from earth, but is nonetheless able to see what remains of twitter. he tries to respond with a "looking into it" using the 5 minutes of available uptime he gets a day, but a rouge sunburst obliterates the message. he wants to scream but he cannot
