goblins ride worgs because it's something of a manual gearbox pride thing i think. they look at a paladin on a horse and it reads to them like a soccer mom driving an automatic nissan juke or even a range rover. i think.
if a goblin tried to ride a horse it would instantly cause it to bolt in such a fashion that it would break all four of its legs at once. they need a mount with quasi-human intelligence.
precisely which nacho toppings they're unlike depends on what they've recently stolen
