Starship pilot who takes a paragraph to say a sentence
I feel offended, appalled, and frankly disappointed that one of my favorite starblogs would mention me so deliberately yet lack the gumption to thumb me by name. Clearly, no one else could possibly be so specifically and surgically designated with such a high degree of accuracy and specificity on the stellanet by the text of this prompt. I'm powering on my main drives and diverting all power from shields to weapons, I'm so spiked right now my copilot AI is telling me to evade. If you wanted my attention so badly, all you had to do was fly a Type 9 interplanetary bomber suspiciously close to my Orbit, but since we're going out of our way to do things, I guess I'll jump 3 systems over to come kick your ass for being so smug. This is all in the name of the spirit of the game and the honor I have as a pilot, and if you knew better you'd prepare for trouble and make it double, because when my twin engine starfighter shows up on scan it'll be too late to run. I have over 30 confirmed kills and have served in the Trans-Comm Federal Navy for 10 years as an elite strike pilot, and when I find you I will use every weapon available to me (including multi-lock missile barrages and rail guns) to wipe that smug sarcastic grin off of your face. You're space dust, kiddo.
[TLDR Nav-Comm Assistant Summary]: They're upset because they think your vaguepost about that pilot from Omicron 9 is about them. Shall I prepare the Ion Cannon?


