The fucking soap gene? The fucking cilantro soap gene that I have? I finally found out where I got it from. MY FUCKING ITALIAN DAD!!
WHY DO I INHERIT ALL THE SHITIEST GENES FROM MY PARENTS?? WHY DID I INHERIT ALL THE WORST GENES THEY GOT AND BECAME SOME HORRIBLE AUTISTIC BIG TITTY 8 COWLICK HAVING CILANTRO SOAP TASTING GREMLIN EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE