Mav-Faeridae

Hello, fellow Fools

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#1 Bastard, lvl 31


flurry
@flurry

[80s easy listening music] Thank you for waiting. Please have your account number and information ready. A representative will be with you shortly. [more 80s easy listening music]


DecayWTF
@DecayWTF

Your call is very important to us. The current wait time is: thirty-six. hours.


ceryl
@ceryl

[Cisc-] Thank you for your patience, a representative will be with you shortly. [-o hold music is pl-] Did you know you can find many of our services online? Go to www.wedonthaveenough.employees to find out more. [-aying, you've heard this song a thousand times before b-] All of our representatives are busy. Your estimated wait time is thirty. Five. Hours. [-ut it never grows more or less toler-] Thank you for your patience, a representative will be with you shortly. [-able.]


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in reply to @ceryl's post:

the one that hits the worst is the "you can find many of our services online" because yes, i do know, i would not be calling if your online services didn't tell me to call 🥲