A tiny Brussels Sprout
do you know? have you heard?
they say that those who are granted a 
Rose Emoji , those elite few of the Poster Chouncil, fight duels in the comments section of a locked @staff post. the champion Duelist is Engaged to Eggbug, and with him, receives the Power to Revolutionize the Web. if your heart truly longs to seize hold of Eternity, you too might be chosen to join their number, but watch out!
I know its a shitpost but posting is Basically how I met my current spouse back in our tumblr days lmao. Good luck!! 🫡 The bad bitch is out there, just keep being silly.
I met my husband on an internet forum back when those were the go to places, so yeah, bro, just keep being a silly guy.
mokushi kushimo
shimoku kumoshi
moshiku shikumo
mokushi kushimo
shimoku kumoshi
moshiku shikumo
…I’m not sure what it says about me that I have that bit in particular memorized.
Many years ago I lived on the 8th floor of a building with an unreliable elevator and so climbed a LOT of stairs, and singing that to myself in my head and pretending I was Utena while I walked up the stairs was the only way I managed...
If it cannot hatch from its shell, the bug will die without ever truly chosting. We are the bug; cohost is our egg.
there's a little context to this, if you're at all interested. :)
