Thank you Anon, excellent question.
FUCK: Carmella Creeper is deffo the only one who isn't gonna get all weird about it in the morning.
MARRY: Count Chocula will be able to provide for a family. I have a feeling we would be a sexless marriage, more just for the companionship.
ELECT: Yummy Mummy is a crook, but dammit if he's not our crook. He would resign in a scandal after being caught soliciting oral sex in an airport bathroom. (His defense of "Just reaching for the wrappings on his legs" would be late night fodder for months.)
HIRE: Franken Berry would have a shaky interview but he's got a good heart, I'd give him a chance. I also think he is the least likely to steal from the till.
EXILE: Boo Berry used to be fun to hang around, he always had the best weed and knew how to navigate the local scene. But lately he has been going way too hard, and I can't stand by anymore while he destroys himself. I love the guy but he needs to get his shit together.
KILL: We Must Stop The Fruit Brute
