Ramona

gryphongirl sits down across from you with a tray full of chicken nuggets. you ask if that isn't cannibalism or something. she says it's not cannibalism because shes not a chicken, she's a [she pauses] she's some other kind of bird. you say okay. she says even if it was cannibalism she'd be okay with that. you say okay. she says she'd want to round out the cannibalism, actually, with lion nuggets or something. cat nuggets, she says. you don't say anything to this. she gets up from the table and walks over to the cashier. you hear her asking them why mcdonald's doesn't offer cat nuggets. you regret agreeing to get lunch with gryphongirl.